For the past 50 years, Bernie Bloomberg and Sol Rabinowicz have run the hardware store in New York that Sol's father had bequethed to them. Bernie has accrued huge gambling debts and is being leaned on heavily by some very scary thugs. Sol convinces Bernie that he could talk the bookie into cutting Bernie some slack. Sol makes such a mess of things that the guys end up in the witness protection program, in rural Texas. Comedy 2M, 65-80 y/o