Okay, so, here’s the thing, the valedictorian gets to speak, the salutatorian gets to speak, so that leaves exactly, only, one more student speaker spot at The Harpeth Valley Preparatory School for Girls 2013 graduation ceremony. And it will be absolutely over Mary Elizabeth, Mary Alice, Mary Louise, and M.Kat’s DEAD BODIES that they miss the chance to finally expose Coach Mag and tell the whole school community what he did to their friend Mary Morgan. It’s about time everyone heard her side of the story. Revenge is best served in a kilt.
Cast:
THE GIRLS: (as described by their most frequently circulated rumor...)
MARY ELIZABETH - hasn’t gotten more than three hours sleep since the night before
Freshman year...total freakin’ try hard.
M. KAT - doesn’t wear the kilt because she, well - her family can’t afford it. So don’t like - bring it up.
MARY LOUISE - Was eaten out by Bradley Petrican in the gym supply closet during the last social mixer.
MARY ALICE - Wait? Who’s Mary Alice?
MARY MORGAN - on “extended excused leave” but she’s not coming back. Not even for Prom. I mean, how could you after something like that?
